Joke Time!

Well, it's the middle of the week, and to help you get over the hump, here's a joke!

A Catholic priest, a Baptist minister and a rabbi were chaplains at a university. Once a week they got together for coffee to talk shop. One day, one commented that preaching to people wasn't so tough, but the real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One challenge led to another and soon they decided to each go to the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and convert it. A week later, they met again to discuss their experience. Father Flannery, walking with a cane and his arm in a sling, said, "I found a bear and read the Catechism to him. That bear wanted nothing to do with me and slapped me around, but when I grabbed my holy water and sprinkled him, he became as gentle a lamb. In fact, the bishop is coming out Sunday to give him first communion." Reverend Billy Bob, hobbling on a crutch, with his arm in a sling, chimed in, "When I found me a bear, I read to him from God's holy word, but that bear wanted nothing to do with me so I grabbed him and started to wrestle. We 'rassled up one hill and down another until we came to a creek where quick dunked him and baptized his hairy soul. After that, he was gentle as a lamb. In fact, we spent the rest of the week in Fellowship, praising Jesus." Rabbi Schwartz, in a wheelchair with an IV drip, was in bad shape. He said, "You boys don't know what trouble is until you try to circumcise a bear!"